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Frequently Asked Questions

Why are you guys so cool?

It is definitely genetics. Our parents are cooler than the other side of Mercury.

How do you come up with your designs?

Honestly, it's kind of like how the Virgin Mary had Jesus. The process doesn't make sense scientifically, but the outcome is awesome.

What are your shipping policies?

All domestic orders have free shipping. Anything under 1lb is shipped via USPS, and anything over 1lb is shipped via FedEx ground.

All international orders are shipped via USPS as well, except Canadian orders which go out with FedEx.

It takes up to 3 days to process orders but most orders will go out next day. Expect to receive your order within 5 to 10 business days of placing your order. If you need your order sooner, we do offer expedited shipping options.

What does it take to get a high five from you?

We are very pro high five-ing. It is the cousin of the hug. If you walk by us and raise your hand up, we will find a way to connect with your palm and make a very satisfying high five.

How do we get stickers?

Ohmagerd stickers!!! Yes, we know your love for our stickers featuring Arkamedes' handsome mug. You may purchase our stickers by clicking on this link

Returns and/or exchanges. How do we make it happen?

We like to think all of our items fit perfectly and are sent to you damage free. But there is the off chance that this might not be so. This fact hurts us a little bit inside, because we want to be a perfect match for everyone. You have 30 days from the day you received your order to either return for a full refund or exchange the item for another size or style. The item must be in "like new" condition, meaning it shouldn't be washed or beat up like Mike Tyson's punching bag. You must also pay to ship your order back to our address. Please return all items at:

Arka Returns/Exchanges
PO Box 7914
Northridge, CA 91327


If you go to "Contact Us" on the header and click on "General", simply fill out the e-mail form and let us know what you need. You may also use this link.

What size am I?

Please refer to this size chart to see what size you are:

Size Chart S M L XL XXL
Shoulder Width (Seam to Seam) 16.25" 17" 17.75" 18.5" 19.25"
Chest (1" Below Armhole) 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5"
Body Length (From Highest Point of Shoulder) 29.5" 30.5" 31.5" 32.5" 33.5"

 

How do I debone a chicken?

Ah, the countless hours we spend thinking about the wonders of the world. This is definitely one of them. I'll let Chef Andros explain it to you in this YouTube video.