So lately I've been thinking that everyone has their thing. Some people are good at sports, some are really great artists, there are even people put on this earth to be competitive eaters, but today.....today I want to talk about people that are incredibly creative with their hair. Body hair, facial hair, whatever.... so after digging around the interwebs for a bit, I found a few amazing photos I thought I'd share with our fans. First up, we have Batman's 2nd cousin twice removed. I don't know what compelled Johnny here to shave a batman logo into his mustache but.....wait....I do know.... HE LOVES BATMAN!!!
Johnny also has excessively long eyebrows and it appears he also shaved something into his head but this photo highlights the bat-stache and I'm just gonna leave it at that. Next up, we have Dino-Chops guy!! This guy is actually one step ahead of the curve. He woke up one morning and said, "Hey...I want to have a Velociraptor and a Brontosaurus french kissing over my upper lip!" Then he probably got a protractor and shaved it in.
Next up on the countdown of [amazing/what the shit is that] things that people do with their hair is...... the father son duo. As many of you know, there has been a crazy trend of rednecks in the U.S. embracing the Chinese calendar and actually shaving the animals of the calendar into their heads. Uncle Bob and his son little Billy Bob pictured below are sporting the year of the rat tail and a pretty impressive basset hound.
I'm actually a little jealous of this kids dog in the head hair cut. Apparently, so was this lady....
She was so jealous that she one-upped the poor kid by braiding a bushel of carrots into her head. I feel like this photo was snapped in line to buy Carrot Top tickets or at the DMV where I hope she was taking her license photo. And I just realized her carrots kinda look like the signal bars on my phone. I guess her carrot head has full reception.
Last, but not least, we have the piece de resistance!! What's amazing about this photo isn't how dense this guys hair is....It's not the fact that everyone probably slaps the back of his head constantly....The amazing part of this photo is the man on the right starring at this guy like he's a prophet of God. Like the lord came down to earth and left his handprint on this mans head as proof of his existence. No seriously....there is anger and confusion in those eyes.
Anyways, bottom line is....Don't do drugs!
That's all I got for you this time. Peace!